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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>the.internet.distracts.me</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ghoppe)</generator><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/</link><item><title>butthorn:

I made Breaking Bad valentines because I couldn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm3287Hy11qksquzo1_r1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm3287Hy11qksquzo2_r1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm3287Hy11qksquzo3_r1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm3287Hy11qksquzo4_r1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://butthorn.tumblr.com/post/15649723039/i-made-breaking-bad-valentines-because-i-couldnt" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;butthorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;I made Breaking Bad valentines because I couldn’t find any that expressed my love for my friends and the show.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/15732671121</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/15732671121</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:44:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light bulbs neon lights sex..."</title><description>“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light bulbs neon lights sex porn”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.net/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;clientsfromhell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/15134610060</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/15134610060</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 13:01:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>dopatonin:

“Scientists were today able to dispel the age-old...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf39gxDwfb1qabyjpo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dopatonin.tumblr.com/post/9624735948/scientists-were-today-able-to-dispel-the-age-old" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;dopatonin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Scientists were today able to dispel the age-old belief that no two  snowflakes are the same, using state of the art microscopy and by  catching flakes as they fell in specially designed equipment while  sitting at a table outside a pub in Norwich. The team of researchers,  backed by a £20m grant, were able to make an identical match to the  famous Bentley flake, photographed 47 years ago by amateur  snowflakeologist Wilson Bentley.” &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/13265450761</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/13265450761</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:16:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>futurejournalismproject:

Man Killed to Death.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9obyWqeI1qedj2ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://futurejournalismproject.org/post/11613156711/man-killed-to-death" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;futurejournalismproject&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Man Killed to Death.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/12305336517</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/12305336517</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:19:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>putthison:

thesilentist:

staceyjoy:

PREACH, BUNK....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsq0v1MYjd1qfeqsqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsq0v1MYjd1qfeqsqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://putthison.com/post/11367695668/a-grown-up" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;putthison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thesilentist.tumblr.com/post/11332855946/a-grown-up"&gt;thesilentist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staceyjoy.tumblr.com/post/11330774754/a-grown-up"&gt;staceyjoy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PREACH, BUNK. PREACH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bunk knows his Joseph Abboud.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not trying to brag or anything*, but I’ve met (and interviewed) Wendell Pierce (aka Bunk from The Wire). &lt;a href="http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/2008/01/podcast-wires-bubbles-and-bunk-andre.html"&gt;It was awesome.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(*This isn’t true. I am totally trying to brag.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/11551925061</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/11551925061</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:56:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>f-ckyeahheadlines:

‘Godfather’ Prequel in the Works</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwzoyySmq1qh1n38o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://f-ckyeahheadlines.com/post/5328393817" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;f-ckyeahheadlines&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/05/07/godfather-prequel-works-worst-prequel-idea-time/"&gt;‘Godfather’ Prequel in the Works&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/5335811488</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/5335811488</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 09:43:33 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh06t39BAN1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/3439499694</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/3439499694</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 23:19:51 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Apple's Three Laws of Developers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yourhead.tumblr.com/post/3320228508" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;yourhead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;— I. Developer&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/3329097862</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/3329097862</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:03:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Coyote Tracks: Geek Luddites</title><description>&lt;a href="http://chipotle.tumblr.com/post/1432038656/geek-luddites"&gt;Coyote Tracks: Geek Luddites&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chipotle.tumblr.com/post/1432038656/geek-luddites" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;chipotle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which makes them a lot like the ubiquitous computing of science fiction. Computers are everywhere in sci-fi, but they’re tricorders and PADDs and holographic heads-up displays, and characters only say “computer” when they’re directly asking one a question. The concept of &lt;i&gt;computer&lt;/i&gt; has radically changed in that vision in a way which is much more than giving the navigation system the pleasant voice of Majel Barrett. We know this because if it hadn’t, a quarter of the fucking &lt;i&gt;Enterprise&lt;/i&gt; crew would be the IT department.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/1601873372</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/1601873372</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:09:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>merlin:

Whereas I never forget how dumb his site can...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9gvpv3SN11qz4rlzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/1205091997/dumb" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;merlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Whereas I never forget how dumb his site can be&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/09/20/i-forgot-how-bad-the-iphone-is/"&gt;TechCrunch - I Forgot How Bad The iPhone Is&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Given that several of Arrington’s annoyances have &lt;em&gt;nothing&lt;/em&gt; to do with the iPhone and everything to do with AT&amp;T’s scrotum-bitingly awful service and spotty coverage, this strikes me as a classic TC piece. Just really tacky, softball-team’s-newsletter level of analysis.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Truth is, I’d be really happy for Mike’s team if they got to make a lot of money from a sale to AOL.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But, personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing TechCrunch join CompuServe.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I mean, y’know—wherever they were interred.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/1206024185</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/1206024185</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 15:07:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7cuwzBhew1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/972500007</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/972500007</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:55:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>20090416-DSCN1586.jpg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtrxE2i01qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;20090416-DSCN1586.jpg&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880527143</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880527143</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>20090418-DSCN1625.jpg: 

Shot from my hotel room balcony in São...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtt1OtmV1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;20090418-DSCN1625.jpg:&lt;/b&gt; 

&lt;p&gt;Shot from my hotel room balcony in São Paulo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880529380</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880529380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>20090416-DSCN1587.jpg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dts9cPiE1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;20090416-DSCN1587.jpg&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880527928</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880527928</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>20090416-DSCN1595.jpg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtstT50K1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;20090416-DSCN1595.jpg&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880528768</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880528768</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Museu Oscar Niemeyer</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtrbvbSE1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Museu Oscar Niemeyer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880526033</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880526033</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Jardim Botânico</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtqwUdEc1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jardim Botânico&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880524890</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880524890</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Igreja Presbeteriana Independente</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtsmvhjF1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Igreja Presbeteriana Independente&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880528380</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880528380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Museu Oscar Niemeyer</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtr3pbSq1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Museu Oscar Niemeyer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880525308</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880525308</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>20090416-DSCN1585.jpg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dtrnynKh1qz55luo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;20090416-DSCN1585.jpg&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880526352</link><guid>http://the.internet.distracts.me/post/880526352</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:52:38 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

